Common Names: Carrey, Tyop.

Scientific Name: Dorkus Weirdous

Carreys stand at about 5'4", are chubby, have short blonde hair with black highlights sometimes worn in pigtails, blue eyes and punk-dork glasses. They have a tendancy to mix punky Hot Topic clothes with things that can be found at your local Wal*Mart, K Mart, or Target. Many consider them to be cute.

Carreys live in Orlando, Florida, and spend most of their time at home since they are a home schooled species. Occasionally they venture out into the world and either reside at the mall, an Anime Convention, or some other form of good, old fashoned fun.

Carreys have a very American diet, foods that can be popped in the microvave, snack foods, and ramen make up most of their diet. They have a particular fondness towards pocky, as well as bourbon chicken and fries.

Carreys spend most of their time napping. They also enjoy playng with thier kitties, wasting time on the computer, drooling over Hot Topic merchandice they can't have, and drawing. They are a rather obsessive: soft and fluffy objects; plaid, argyle or camoflauge prints; Kinnikuman Nisei; Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; and Star Trek: Next Generation are examples of what they obsess over.

Carreys are a relativly friendly species, despite being a little shy and paranoid. Being very timid and docile, they do not attack (in both the physical and verbal sense) other beings unless they are being attacked. As long as you are nice to them, they will return the kindness. They are a very loving creature.